Caroline Kennedy you are no Jlo, Jlo is a self made woman

you are Paris Hilton BEFORE Paris decided to make something out of what she was handed
(Caroline Kennedy reads this blog, which is why I am addressing her directly)

Governor Patterson accidentally names wrong Kennedy to Senate

Stunning New Yorkers and the nation, Governor Patterson today appointed Tawana Kennedy of the Kennedy Fried Chicken family to fill Hillary Clinton's soon to be vacated Senate Seat...When confronted by reporters, Patterson said "..give me a break, I am blind and senators dont do shit anyway..." An aide to the Governor speaking off the record said they are looking into the possibility that Tawana may be distantly related to or have once met the "other" Kennedy family..

when I try to cancel a gym membership and the manager is black, I feel badly...I am also more likely to buy something from a black person

I know that is "white guilt" and kinda stupid and racist in a way..I am also like that with elderly people

Black people are supposed to be poor, but on reality shows they always have huge cool houses

I am watching Real Housewives of Atlanta right now..trying to fall asleep for a little..every one of these black women live in mansions...same on Wife Swap...blacks must be doing well now

Learn about Daniel Johnston today

give this at least 12 seconds before you make a judgement




one more

as you eat birds, hogs and cows today..remember to thank God.. that Michael Vick is in jail for being cruel to dogs

and no longer allowed to throw around a ball made from the skin of pigs

Tonights the 4th night of Channukah - remember to stick 4 candles up your ass

unlike Shabbat - on Channukah it IS permissible to light the candles after sundown, however it must be from a preexisting flame

sundown tonight in Abilene, Texas occurs at 5:40 pm

if you are not in Abilene go here to find out your time