Thursday, July 22, 2010

"..When you see a girl on the street that doesnt look upbeat, go up to her & say Why the sad pus? A pretty girl like you should be smiling, then wink, pinch her cheek & hand over your #, guarantee within a day you'll be getting a phone call.." - excerpted from my upcoming book "How To Pick Up Chicks & Influence Black People"
they say no one would choose to be gay, but I think being gay would be really fun, except for the f'ing guys part. (lots of camaraderie, u become very neat/organized & parades)

Monday, July 19, 2010

the other night I was on a date, driving thru Westchester on the way back from a party, looking for the highway to get back to civilization and all of a sudden the girls's car got stuck & was making a horrendous sound...I, pretending to be a guy got out of the car to check what was going on...ends up the spare tire (which was stored under the car) half fell off and was wedged between the car and the road..I had no idea what to do, I was about to tell my date that we were were stuck for good and would have to settle in Westchester..all of a sudden this guy runs out of the woods..had a flashlight taped to his head and offers assistance ..he proceeds to tinker around...then runs away and a minute later comes back with a wrench then dissassembles and fixes the whole mess..then he leads us to the highway...I asked him what he does, he told me he sells coffee and this is is his blog on the internet Luke, you're a good guy and I really appreciate your help

Saturday, July 10, 2010

have a good sublet or apt avail in Manhattan?

if anyone knows of any really good apt deals/or sublets in Manhattan, I have a good friend looking (She wants her own apt, not with roommate..she has excellent credit, can pay several months up front, etc) Please only email me if u really know of something, if you email bs, you will banned from the internet for a minimum of 2 months