Wednesday, September 30, 2009

breaking story - new Mackenzie Phillips revelation...

she's still having sex with her father!..more details on Oprah today

Monday, September 28, 2009

3 syllable limit on 1st names

this Mary Katherine Pork chick on Fox seems nice enough but how the F did she convince them to call her Mar y Kath er ine every time they talk to her...

Sunday, September 27, 2009

just drank my first bottle of "Poland Spring Dick Hardening Moon Water"

and man is my member super hard right now..I'm spinning on the floor like an old school break dancer..balanced on the tip of my cock

All thru the Shul..not a Jew was essing..not even Raul (Raul Cohen)

Lent..5 weeks of no M&M's, ooh so tough..Ramadan..4 weeks of no eating till after sunset each day..HA...Yom Kippur - 24 hours of ZERO Food, ZERO Water, simply living off of prayer & singing the gospel of YWHW..Happy Yom Kippur MF'ers..Jews - #1 in racial rankings, 3 years in a row & counting..Say it