breaking story - new Mackenzie Phillips revelation...

she's still having sex with her father!..more details on Oprah today

3 syllable limit on 1st names

this Mary Katherine Pork chick on Fox seems nice enough but how the F did she convince them to call her Mar y Kath er ine every time they talk to her...

just drank my first bottle of "Poland Spring Dick Hardening Moon Water"

and man is my member super hard right now..I'm spinning on the floor like an old school break dancer..balanced on the tip of my cock

All thru the Shul..not a Jew was essing..not even Raul (Raul Cohen)

Lent..5 weeks of no M&M's, ooh so tough..Ramadan..4 weeks of no eating till after sunset each day..HA...Yom Kippur - 24 hours of ZERO Food, ZERO Water, simply living off of prayer & singing the gospel of YWHW..Happy Yom Kippur MF'ers..Jews - #1 in racial rankings, 3 years in a row & counting..Say it

please help a friend of mine who is competing to get naked to help animals

a friend of mine is competing to get naked to help animals, I would really appreciate it if you vote for her to get naked (after you go to the link - she is #11 in the grey box - Jannette P - check her name and scroll down to vote. Click anywhere on this text to vote.

Among the people unexpected to attend the shofar concert is FRAN DRESCHER!