Governor Patterson accidentally names wrong Kennedy to Senate

Stunning New Yorkers and the nation, Governor Patterson today appointed Tawana Kennedy of the Kennedy Fried Chicken family to fill Hillary Clinton's soon to be vacated Senate Seat...When confronted by reporters, Patterson said "..give me a break, I am blind and senators dont do shit anyway..." An aide to the Governor speaking off the record said they are looking into the possibility that Tawana may be distantly related to or have once met the "other" Kennedy family..