very excited.. getting my first Tramp Stamp manana..Larry King's punim

Even if she was really hot, I dont think I could date the woman that ate her kid's brain

which means I am not shallow

remember those Larry King columns that everyone used to make fun of..

stuff like.. "Nothing beats Rocky Road ice cream in a cone...Say what you want, but Richard Nixon had great hair...my lucky number is 33..whatever happened to Girl Scout Cookies?.." I just realized - Larry was the world's first Twitterer

this just in ...Obama to issue a statement later today

that question #54 (concerning anaerobic bacteria) on Mrs Hughes' 3rd period biology class exam "not fair and should not count" as it wasnt covered in Chapter 6

sometime in the last 12 months, I went on a date with this girl

(I am not going to pinpoint when to protect her privacy) we actually went on a couple of dates, on the second date we made out, then on the third date we started making out again but then she pulled away and told me she had had an abortion earlier that day and just wanted to be friends for awhile. She was an incredible kisser, great lips.

in 1988, one of the funniest people I knew was Tony Earle

I ran into him again in 1997..he was docent giving a tour at the California African American museum near USC..I was thinking- this guy is fucking funny.then I realized it was Tony Fucking Earle - who I hadnt seen in 10 years..dont know whatever happened to him

I made a joke about Ralph Howard on the wrap up show today

but what I didnt say is, he is consistently one of the friendliest and most polite of the people I work with ...

Just for the record, Obama quit too

promised to Illinois voters to serve 6 years as their Senator if elected...he quit with something like over 2 years left on his term...Palin quitting with less time left on her term....and no its not like getting a promotion at same company...promising to represent a state as its senator very different job than running the country.