Holy F! I just found out there is a BIKE TRAIL from PITTSBURGH to WASHINGTON DC!!!!

How cool is that! (and I normally dont use exclamation points, too effeminate)...My friends, Marianne and Sheila and Bernie and Joe and Julie and Mike and Tracy and Daitch and Maryce are all going on this with me, but they dont know yet.....all you guys can come too (I told that guy at my work Stussy who's biking across the Atlantic next year, he said they were talking of one between Boston and DC too, god I hope that happens)


bike trail between DC and Pittsburgh

I wonder if that kid story "The Pet Goat" has used 9/11 as part of its marketing campaign "The book President Bush couldn't put down!"

heading out to Central Park & going to hunt down & kill a wild turkey (but wont eat it as I am vegan)

Why did the Vatican object to gays using condoms in the first place? Did they think it was preventing pregnancy?

the pope today okayed the use of condoms in some circumstances but later clarified that he himself would never use condoms, but said

if he ever did he would use Magnums...Are there some hookers who are like, "oh cool I can use rubbers now, the pope said its okay"

I just contacted PETA & offered to be part of their "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" campaign, they told me to wear fur :(

watching the marathon as weird as F

at about the 12 mile mark, the Chilean guy just waved goodbye and slipped down into a sewage hole